- mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
- me: fire cannot kill a dragon
Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General.
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s terrifying
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
I had a snail phase at one point
they may be a minor character but they are a major character in my heart